Finally...

...some real relief for Haiti. Food, medical supplies, potable water...psssshhh. What Haiti really needs is some Scientologist proselytization. Unleashing Chiang salutes you, Danny Zuko.

Pray4Trig

There are no words:

… it is known publicly that Trig Palin indeed has Down Syndrome. Science has no way to undo this condition, which is the result of an extra chromosome; but God can. When Trig Palin is found to be miraculously healed, everyone but the most hardened atheist will have to acknowledge God’s Majesty!

If it works, I certainly will! And you'll abandon your faith if it doesn't, won't you proprietors of Pray4Trig.com?

In Case You Were Wondering Why Haiti Had Suffered So Much Throughout History

Is it the history of colonialism, foreign military intervention, and occupation? Nope. Endemic poverty? Nope. Corruption and elite capture? Nope.

It's 'cuz they swore a pact with the Devil.

Pat Robertson on Haiti Disaster
by burghnews

QOTD

Sam Harris:

People will torture their children with battery acid from time to time anyway -- and who among us hasn't wanted to kill and eat an albino?

FOX News to Tiger: Convert and Be Saved, My Son!

Serious FOX News journalist Brit Hume, on the pressing issue of Tiger Woods' sexual escapades:

The extent to which he can recover seems to me depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don’t think that faith offers the kind of redemption and forgiveness offered by the Christian faith. My message to Tiger is, ‘Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.'

Good point made my Hemant Mehta over at TFA:

This would have been *way* more entertaining if Hume said Islam or Judaism (as opposed to Buddhism) doesn’t offer the right type of redemption.

Imagine the backlash...

Prayer Can Backfire

Sorry for the video overload, but this it too good to ignore. Via Balloon Juice.

This may be the most awesomest moment in C-SPAN history. What you are about to watch is a tearful teabagger, noting that James Inhofe missed a health care reform vote sick, calling in to C-SPAN worried that his prayer group from Waycross, Georgia may have killed Inhofe by mistake after answering...[Senator] Coburn’s call to pray for someone [note from slim: read: "a Democrat"] to miss a vote the other day: